OK how about........... "You make sure Mark gets this message by Tuesday, and Pierre......Pierre are you paying attention......Pierre you take this and...........
Or how about
Ehh .... you should see what the one on my lap is pecking at.
Or...
"Fuck the Do Not Feed The Pigeons sign".... "Screw you, you mother fuckers"!..."Don't tell me what I can do or can't do"
Or....
"Shit........bird shit everywhere...all over my scarf.....my sleeve....oy"
Or
"They taste like chicken"
Or
"I feel like a politician"
Or
"OK.....be gone"
I'm done.
Of course I use to be part of that.
ReplyDeletePigeons don't shit after a snow storm. They haven't eaten in a day or two and they need food.
One pigeon, had so much adrenaline in him, he did poop. He was mannerly: he pooped on the concrete.